Most US students think Beethoven is a dog… (A dog? Well I did get tail) According to some students at Beloit College in Wisconsin Can’t really say I’m shocked at this point… (What a composer!) They also thought of Sarajevo as a war zone, didn’t know how to tie a tie And thought Iran and […]

But only on ONE count? (Everyday’s a “bad hair” day) Really? I thought his hair alone was worth 10 counts So he’s guilty of lying to the FBI, but NOT selling a US Senate seat? (Nice duds) How exactly does that happen? Was the voice on the tape NOT his? It’d be like getting busted […]

Now it’s all rocks, and bottles, and bags of feces Tila Tequila was pelted with all those things to get this: (Wait, who owns this photo again?) Sure Tila Tequila is reality trash, but throwing rocks, bottle, and feces? Way to lower IQ’s one point at a time Hardin County Illinois… You guessed it, the […]

Rod “this shit is golden” Blagojevich is waiting to see if he goes to “pretend prison” (No ice-cream? That’s bull#$%^!) If it was “pound the ass you’re my bitch” prison, that’d be different… The jurors have agreed on 2 of the 24 counts. Not to be a dick here Or a lawyer, because it’s sometimes […]

A “Douchebag Police”? (Nice sign) Think of all the great moments that would cause… Watching someone being a super douche getting issued a ticket for it Or seeing someone get pulled over while “driving under doucheness” Have a day!

You might ask, what’s the difference between a “Moron”, & a “Super Moron”? (“I’m a douche-hole) Super Morons posses a superior ignorance unseen on the planet Their kryptonite is facts, reality, or policy Ben Quayle is the son of former VP under HW Bush who spelled “Potato” (Way to go!) Correcting a little kid and […]

Face it, this Steven Slater guy’s the Justin Beiber for middle class working folks… Dudes a Facebook rockstar… (Nice sack…of chips) I did this sketch about it here, enjoy Him doing the late-night show circuit in 3…2…1 Wipe Your Ass If not… You get skid marks, and now it’s twice as hard to get them […]

Some call him a “cult hero”, others “a dude who snapped” (Don’t fuck with the rainbow) Yet still others call him with a button when they need a sky beverage… Well you don’t have Steven Slater to push around anymore You’ve all heard by now and here it is… While still taxing on the runway, […]

Learn to fucking spell… (No belly poke laugh?!?!) For reals. You have all this time sitting in your parents unfurnished double wide. The least you could do, is use “spell check”. Or try dropping me a racist line, and I’ll mail you a dictionary(which will be at your racist ass expense of course) Oh, racism […]

Well, now you’ve got the Boy Scouts Of America booing Obama (Sweet duds!) Why? Because for their 100th year Jamboree Obama “video phoned it in”… Fair enough. They wanted the POTUS to share this with him. But who is really behind all this “Obama outrage”? You guessed it, FOX news, Malkin, Beck, GOP, and Tea […]