Most US students think Beethoven is a dog…

(A dog? Well I did get tail)

According to some students at Beloit College in Wisconsin

Can’t really say I’m shocked at this point…

(What a composer!)

They also thought of Sarajevo as a war zone, didn’t know how to tie a tie

And thought Iran and Iraq were never at war with each other

(Look for signs)

Oh yeah, and Mike Tyson was always a “Felon” not a “feared boxer”…

Wasn’t he both? Tyson thanks The Hangover for helping his career

Speaking Of Stupid

A growing poll number says that people think Obama is Muslim

(“Yes, the dipshit in the back”)

It’s now 18% up from 11%. That’s 1 in 5 people

Never mind he attended Christian Church for 20 years

So if you’re talking to five people and one is stupid as all fuck…

Congratulations, you found one of the 18%

Have a day!