McCain was at townhalls in Arizona this week…

And got turned on being around so many people his age…

(Shit, I could be golfing right now)

But when people at his townhall start turning on him, and yelling, watch out…

Like mother hamsters, they’re eating their own. It’s sick and sad…

(Hi-larious!)

It’s like Network, for morons. “I’m mad as hell, and I don’t know why!”

(Arrrrggggghhhh)

Ironic part, old people yelling, “No nationalized healthcare”, then leaving from that very townhall to go see their Medicare Dr. because of Nationalized Healthcare…

Fidiots…

Bolts Tears Used As Gas

Sure Usain Bolt is fast and shit. And now he wants to do the long jump too…

(No steroids at all)

But did you know his tears are superhuman? For true…

Since he’s lighting fast, scientist discovered his tears are made of pure gas.

(Not to be confused with tear gas)

All I can say is if you run out of gas near him…

Pop in Old Yeller or My Girl and you’ll have a full tank in no time…

Have a day!