During Farrah Fawcett’s funeral…

(Classy move fuck face)

Holy shit! WTF! Let that sink in for a moment…

Captain Assclown said, “I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me, I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me – Tatum.'”

(Meeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa)

“I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman and it’s my daughter…

It’s so sick.”

(Triple WTF! Dude, just stop talking)

Here’s my thing, the fact you don’t even know it’s your own daughter makes you a douche salad, but now because of that confusion you try to slip her the penis pork pie? It’s pretty safe to say Tatum’ll be getting dad a box of shit for his birthday with a note that reads, “Dear Dad, Happy birthday! I know we’ve had our problems, but here’s a little something that reminds me of you only smarter. Love Tatum”

Townhall Tantrums Part II

This is a movement to disrupt then kill healthcare reform, we all know that. But they also want to block neighbors, silence any debate, go back in time to November 4th, 2008 pretending it never happened and Obama wasn’t elected…

Fringe nuts on the far far right need a reminder that a man was elected for specific reasons, and now that he is preforming those reasons, you can’t scream “No”…

(DNC ad against them)

That what elections are for. It’s called a Democracy…

It’s not a coup, dictatorship, Republic, or oligarchy…

If you want to win next time run a quality candidate on a solid policy platform…

Rep. Lloyd Doggett, D-Texas said, “After engaging this Republican crowd for an hour of explaining the health care bill and listening to their objections and taunts, the ‘just say no’ crowd, insisted upon silencing their neighbors by blocking a store entrance and yelling at the top of their lungs”. Clearly the “birthers” needed something new to do, and why not stick up for insurance companies?

Again, they have a list of how to disrupt them here

Here’s a few things to ask these very few fringe people. Why don’t you want affordable healthcare options or healthcare reform? After they finish frothing at mouth screaming, “The government is forcing healthcare on us”, simply point out, “No they are not. That statement is incorrect. You’re misinformed. Please read the plan. Its called HR 3200 Americas Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009. If you have a plan that works for you today, that plan remains untouched according to section 102 Protecting the Choice To Keep Current Coverage. Get facts at Opencongress.org”. They will then start calling Obama a commie baby raping killer who fucks elderly people in the ear then eats them…

(Fitting title)

Also point out to their Socialism argument, “If this is Socialism, why aren’t your protesting our Post Office, Army, or FDIC since they are all government run, funded, and operated?”. Be prepared for swear words, insutls, then some overtly vauge reference to the Constitution which is incorrect cause FDIC came around in 1933 while the Constitution was signed September 17th, 1787…

The “Teabaggers”, have now become the “Dick Army”…

These people are like a full babies diaper…

Foul smelling, in need of change, and totally full of shit…

Have a day!