“Sky Penis”…

Nawwwwwwwww, they actually renamed it the Willis Tower since it’s owned by Willis Group Holdings. It’s a London based insurance brokerage firm now in Chicago…

(Doh!)

Suddenly it has a Different Strokesy sounding feel…

Every time you say it, you get a mental image of Gary Coleman in your head followed by a tall British guy with crooked teeth saying, “Ahollo guvnor, spot a tea?”

Anyone could buy it and place any name it. Imagine if it were Amazon Towers, Evian Towers, Yahoo Towers, or my favorite, Viagra Towers…

(Cialis Corporate headquarters)

Sorry Willis Tower, you are and will always be the Sears Tower to the people of Chicago. No silly sign is ever going to change that. *Buzz* sorry, you loose…

Overpriced Smokes?

Cigarettes are getting expensive…

(Pricey cancer sticks)

For a New Hampshire man it cost him $23 quadrillion dollars for a pack…

When the man checked his balance on-line a few hours later, he saw the 17 digit #

Damn, not only can they kill you, now they can rob you at the same time?

They only charge $11 billion for kids cigarettes…

(Sweet!)

What a bargain…

Have a day!