Alright “crazy ladies”, it’s time to take a serious deep breath, and knock this shit off…

(I win a psycho stripper!)

Steve McNair gets killed by a 20-something kook, now boxing legend Arturo Gatti at the hands of former stripper wife Amanda Rodrigues. How’d she kill him?

(Ex-stripper, now killer!)

Oh, by choking the life out of him…with her purse strap…

Jeeesh, I’ve heard of a guy getting smacked by a purse, but choked? News to me…

(I hit with purse, curse in Italian)

Beyonce’s changing the song from “All The Single Ladies”, to “All The Crazy Ladies”…

Here’s a verse…

All the crazy ladies (All the crazy ladies)
All the crazy ladies (All the crazy ladies)
All the crazy ladies (All the crazy ladies)
All the crazy ladies
Now put your hands up(It’s the cops)

That’s why I sleep with bear traps all around me. It’s not a good nights sleep…

(The gun is extra)

If you roll over once the wrong way, BAM! Not good…

Fu#k You Evian Skating Babies

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, consider yourself lucky…

(Babies chillin’? Alrighty then)

If you dare to watch, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Click here

After you clean the projectile vomit from your screen, you’ll note this “viral clip” is from a bottled water company whose name spelled backwards is “naive”…

I “get it”, it’s “cutesy” “omg, look at all those little babies skating so well”. Babies have nothing to do with bottled water, and it’s honestly creepy as hell…

(Stupid, sad, and odd)

I hope they get hit by a large bus…driven by a baby…

Have a day!