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The Curious Case Of Oscars…

January 23rd, 2009

What the f-troop?!?!

No Gran Torino? No Bruce Springsteen for song? Only eight nods for The Dark Knight?

1101786145.jpg(Remember Gollum getting snubbed?)

This sucks balls! MILK nods made me happy as did Slumdog Millionaire. I do like new stuff, but just because it’s new doesn’t instantly make it great. Then again, I don’t watch movies much since being hired as Jude Laws personal comb handler…

BTW, I call title dibs on the porn version of The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button…

The Bi-Curious Case of Bent-over Buttocks

Michael Irvin Wants You In The NFL

Has real life ceased to exist? His new show will have 12 contestants compete for a roster spot on the Dallas Cowboys. This show comes from the same guy who the police crashed his 30th b-day party at a hotel room finding him at a table with Peruvian Flake, weed, and a room filled with strippers…

Or what I call a Tuesday…

michael_irvin.jpg(Wide receivers do well in jail)

Is it all about bling, bitches, winning a contest to supposedly win fame(ask Taylor Hicks about that), and acting as if things should be given/won by popularity rather than earned?

The show doesn’t yet have a title, but it’s being produced by the same company that’s behind “The Biggest Loser” and many other reality TV turds…

I have a few, how about:

Invincible II – Selling The Rights To Disney
Laugh At Old Fat White Guys Trying Out
Compound Fractures Waiting To Happen
Find The 1st Guy To Get Cut

Today is my birfday, and I am the luckiest man on the planet…

I have more great friends than people should be allowed to have…

Because I owe a lot of people money…

Go have a day!

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