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January 20th, 2009

watching the inauguration today at 11:56am EST, 10:56am CST?

inaug-crowd.jpg(Recognize anyone?)

Seeing Dick Cheney in a wheelchair. For true. He pulled his back muscle while moving boxes, and will be in a wheel chair for the inauguration today. It’s hard moving bodies in boxes. It’s easier moving boxes of porn. Trust me, I know…

How fitting, give him a blanket for his legs, and suddenly he’s Mr. Potter

Continuing a White House ritual, President George W. Bush left a note in the Oval Office desk for President-elect Barack Obama. Luckily we have a photo of that note…

funny-bush-drawing.jpg(Is that a penciled bikini?)

With war in two theaters, a crumbling economy, and tough days ahead; I can’t wait for pundits to discuss the many ways Michelle dress should be loved and sold…

Hoping Obama grew the Chester A. Arthur stache and pork chop burns for today…

chester_alan_arthur.jpg(There’s more hair on his face than his head)

Either that or a Rutherford B. Hayes beard. Shit, he’ll be able to park his car in it…

Watchmen Movie

Excited isn’t the word. Bonerized is closer. Saw the trailer again before watching Gran Torino on the big screen. It looks so kick ass, you might suddenly have two cracks…

secondwatchmenteaser.jpg(Window diving is fun…only once)

I decided it might be cool to dress up as The Nite Owl, stuff a huge sausage down my pants, then sit on a whoopie cushion every time I sit down…

Shockingly, I’ll be going alone…

Inauguration Toilet

bush-toliet.jpg(Is his tongue a Baday?)

Have a historical day!

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