The Garbage Pail Kids Movie…

(Holy toxic trash cans)

It’s never good when you have to add the word “movie” to a title meaning it’s either a product, toy line, or TV show. With the exception of The Simpon’s or South Park, “movie” means this is going to suck harder than a seven year old on a blow pop…

They were these silly, funny trading cards making fun of kids names…

How do you make funny trading cards come to life?

(Sesame Street on crack)

Very shit-a-lee. They were creepier than a tongue kiss from grandma…

Sad News

With kids ever growing phobia of clowns…

(Stiffer than a boy dancing close on prom)

Poor Ronald McDonald couldn’t take it anymore…

Many also say it’s because he looked at his 401K…

Have a day!