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Roland, Roland, Roland…

January 6th, 2009

Though your feet are swollen,
reporters are a trollin’ for,
Your-hide!

I likey the man nuggets on Roland. He’s 71, knows this might be his last shot, is a qualified person, so he’s going to just show up for work. It’s wacky, bold, and in every 3rd act of Disney films. I like it…

roland-denied.jpg(She swiped her hat from the set of Newsies)

But like a 4ft kid against Lebron James trying to make a lay-up, he was denied, snuffed, rejected, baptized, sent-packin’, insert yours here, faced, and bitch-slapped….

rejection.jpg(Get that weak shit outta here Roland)

WASHINGTON – Roland Burris announced Tuesday he was rejected for Barack Obama’s Senate seat, in a bizarre rainy-day scene on the Capitol grounds as lawmakers awaited the gaveling of the 111th Congress into session.

Standing amid a huge throng of reporters and television cameras in a cold and steady rain, Burris, 71, declared that he had been informed that “my credentials are not in order and will not be accepted.”

Translation: “Nope, not today, you’re Blago tainted. Not in my house!”

*John holds hand to the side of his mouth and whispers*

I don’t even know what that means. I live in an apartment…

Russia Has Gas Dispute With Ukraine

MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russia sharply cut gas to Europe via Ukraine on Tuesday in a dramatic worsening of a pricing dispute with Kiev that threatened to disrupt all gas supplies as far west as Italy and Germany.

russian-gas-lines.jpg(They “shrink” people to save money)

Many are blaming the shut down of Chili Hut, Colon Express, and Buffalo Wild Wings

We have a saying in America, “He who smelt it, dealt it”, followed by “The dealer always wins”…

They’re currently seeking aid from BP, Exxon, and Walter The Farting Dog…

1583940537_lg.jpg(Go get em Walter!)

Go have a day!

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