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Black Friday!

November 28th, 2008

It’s not a power outage, or a new super hero’s name, or another Million Man March…

smell-fear.jpg(They smell weakness this way)

It’s shopping for big discounts; which is like crack for women…

I like a good discount like the next guy, and won’t buy anything unless it’s on sale, but for many women it’s an art form. I’ve seen less cheap shots at a Roller Derby…

Here’s a suggestion ladies, watch hockey before you go. It’ll help…

National Heritage Day Honors American Indians

Congress passed legislation this year designating today as Native American Heritage Day, and President George W. Bush signed it last month. He thought he was signing a law in Texas increasing the minimum belt-buckle size from 4 inches to 7…

“The Indians kept the Pilgrims alive with turkeys and wild game,” said Frank Suniga, a descendent of Mescalero Apache Indians who lives in Oregon. “That’s the reason it was attached to the Thanksgiving weekend.”…

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He also added, “Oh yeah, thanks for taking our land, giving us alcohol, and wiping us out with the whole “smallpox in the blankets thing”. Classy move!”

Predictions Of How The White House Might Look After Bush

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Two shows tonight, go have a day!

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