And it wasn’t by a pants-less 9 year-old boy running down the street crying…

(He’s Powder with hair)

Sheik Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa said he gave the singer millions and planned a series of collaborations following Jackson’s acquittal on child molestation charges in 2005…

(It’s called Nevertell Land now)

Someone should’ve told Al Khalifa(His brother is Al Coholic) it’s not a good business to trust a man who owns giraffes and fucks kids. The kid fucking sure, but a grown man who’s face looks like white cracked clay AND owns giraffes. That’s too much. He’s basically a “cereal killer” who hasn’t fully activated yet…

Why GTA IV Loves You More…

Than your girlfriend, boyfriend, family, husband, or wife…

(Drive by a Dunkin Donuts, they’ll stop)

Five reasons why video game Grand Theft Auto IV loves you more than anyone else:

5) When you turn it on, it doesn’t get an erection
4) It never tells you what to wear, or asks how it looks in a dress
3) It doesn’t want to have awkward pity sex with you
2) It can’t break-up with you over e-mail
1) If you don’t like what it’s saying, you can always turn it off

Math Class Is…

Really hard to bullshit your way though. This stuff doesn’t fly…

(He went on to be head of Bush’s cabinet)

Shows this week, now go have a day!