If I did this in my house when I was a kid…

(Non-union painters suck)

I’d still be in a coma from the beating….

Either that or they’d kill me outright to avoid the medical costs and sell my organs…

It’s Ben S. Bernanke & Henry Paulson as kids…

Young Sarah Palin

This could be the greatest photo ever taken in modern history…

Look very closely at lil’ Sarah Jr. It’s now my screen saver…

Three shows tonight, go have a day!