At around 8:30pm tonight, a man, who can lead our country with better policy, specific change, & sound judgment will become the 44th president of the United States.

If somehow he’s not, I’m moving to Scotland…

(Half red & half blue make purple. Ick!)

Go vote! If you don’t have a car, hitch a ride. If you’re not registered, do it there. Get off your ass! What better excuse can you give a boss to waste an afternoon that they’ll actually buy?

When you’re done, go get some McDonald’s, scotch, or get high. But please don’t drop acid. You won’t understand the returns and will think Indiana wants to kill you…

(Naked Cowboy in NYC supports McCain, nuff said)

Where do you get your specific numbers to have such a positive attitude John?

At 538, right here

Also you can play the electoral map here

Just click on the swing states MO, IN, NC, FLA, etc., & you can turn them any color you want. Besides, it’s fun to say “swing states” like the states are some 70’s couple fucking other states…

The Palin Effect

Sarah’s dumber than a box of hair. This is not news. Her entire campaign has been…

(Get em cheap after today!)

Image with zero substance! She reminds me of that woman on your street who thinks she can smile or “cutesy” her way through her Escalade sitting in your living room because she was on her cell phone and tried to avoid a squirrel…

Not today, America isn’t Mario Lopez, and this isn’t some pageant to win…

(Palin’s base, stupid people!)

If any American seeks the second highest office in this country, they at minimum should be intellectually curious about foreign policy, history, basic government, geography, current events, social problems, etc. She ‘s not, and has treated interviews like some test you totally didn’t study for…

So without futher ado, I give you her…

Greatest hits

Funny Foto

(Scary!)

Remember to vote, and go have a day, I know I will!!!