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Happy Ground Hog Day!!! Happy

Ground Hog Day! Happy Ground

(Yup)

Hog Day! You get the joke, right?

6 more Weeks of Winter which Is

fine with me. I will just hunker in

the bunker, drink myself stupid &

play PS5. I “Kid”. Well, the Entire

Republican Party’s In a Big pickle

Some see The indictment of Anus

Orange comin’ fast (they’re right)

And now comes the old “Oh, yeah

(We Know)

well, I NEVER really liked Him at

all” Pivot. It won’t go over well &

Likely ends Their Party. However,

There Are 2-20 Republicans Who

are on The RIGHT Side of history

that Could Rebuild the Party. The

question Is, can They? Right now

No. As they Fall into darkness we

Turn To….An “Unlikely” Hero. NFL

Head Coach Brian Flores, Who Is

(Thank you)

shinning A Bright light On Racism

in the League & I say, about time!

NOTE: Alexander Vindman ‘Sues’ Don Jr And
Rudy. Oooooooooops. They’re all sooo fucked

Have A “Safe” Day!

With literal Nazi’s running All

over, Republican’s are not yet

(What’s Left)

ready to disavow them. WTF?

Well, that is part of their base

“Florida Nazi’s….I hate Florida

Nazi’s”. And now ya got some

in TX to boot; so Republicans

Have A Serious Racist Fascist

problem in their Ranks And it

is In no hurry to get rid of em

(True!)

Well, About, 3 More “Election”

cycles outta do the trick. Zip

And now, with legal problems

from every direction for all of

his crimin’ over decades, the

Orange thing has been cutoff

ZING! No More legal Bills Will

Be Paid/Footed. It, is All Over

(Oooops)

but the cryin & it’ll get louder

with Each Passing Day. Ha ha

NOTE: Racist Confederate Symbols Of Hate Are
Falling Faster Than Spotify’s Stock. Ha ha ZING

Have A “Safe” Day!

Spotify is in a lot of trouble

With Legendary Artists and

(Rotify)

musicians leavin’ the tunes

“Platform”. Joni Mitchell, is

Gone, Neil Young, ‘Gone’, &

Now “Nils Lofgren”. More’ll

be Leaving by The day as it

does ‘Nothing’ About Rogan

spewing nonsense Lies and

abject Hate they just lost 4

Billion Due to It Ooooooops

Speaking of “Losing”….Most

(“I’m Roe Jogan”)

of Maga World Is “Bonkers”

& reelin’ everyday with the

worst news possible from a

Determined Jan 6th Group

Finding More “Criming”, At

every turn. Shit…..TFG just

‘Openly admitted’ his Coup

Crimes, ‘Admitted’ that He

lost & then Wanted Violent

riots Stoking Racist Fascist

hate; so some Republican’s

(Ooooops)

are callin’ it out. There will

be dire legal Consequences

NOTE: Fox Noise, “Killing” off all Their Viewers
One Moron At A Time. It’s A rather bold move
RIP: Howard Hessman, Actor, and ‘Funny Man’
Has passed away at the age of 81 what a ride

Have A “Safe” Day!

We got a Great Friday for all of

America. A new day is dawning

(It does!)

Caring, ‘Policy Driven’, Rational

Citizens Are Running For Public

office to ‘Make this Country’ So

much better and taking out the

Maga trash At the Same time. I

say YES!!! One Such is Morgan

Harper in the great state of OH

She Didn’t Just Debate that Big

racist asshole Josh Mandel, she

demolished Him With Policies &

(Vote!)

stayed Directly On Topic, as He

flailed for footing saying nothin

he’d actually Do For The Voters

Because aside From Tax Cuts &

fascist racist hate, he got nada

And while We Have a Big Biden

‘Boom’ “Economically”, WV Gov

& ‘Comic Book’ Southern Villain

Jim Justice (Yes, That’s actually

His ‘Fucking Name’) Decided To

(2 Giant Assholes!)

show the world two assholes on

live TV. And, That Poor Dog, ugh

NOTE: The Secret Service Is Monitoring the
House Of John “Ass Stash” Bolton. Ooooops
NOTE II: The After Party Is On Apple+ This
Weekend. Watch it! It’s Got Tiffany, Ike And
Many more, it’s the talk o the town so enjoy

Have A “Safe” Weekend!

PanDumbic & GQP Pro-Russia?!?

January 27th, 2022

While the rest of The Modern World

accepts the main reason this stupid

(Indeed!)

Pan-Dumbic is still Occurrin’ is the

Un-Vaxxed, Careless, Anti-Vaxxers

still clinging onto ignorance, fear &

limitless Stupidity. I Give You, Ron

DeathSantis; leader of the MoRons

Omicron’s ‘Almost’ Run Its ‘Course’

& the only Reason It didn’t wipe us

out?! Vaccines. The Only Reason It

(We Know)

was bad, the unvaccinated who are

all Dying Off. By the Next Time the

Next Wave Hits, It Just Won’t Have

As Many “Morons” Left to Kill off By

Then. Speaking Of Idiots Trying To

kill themselves off?! The GQP Sees

Putin’s ‘Fascist Violent Russia’ as a

“Pal”. So Republican’s, are In utter

‘Disarray’. No War Hawks, No Laws,

(Gross!)

no support Of Democracy & lots O

Racist Fascist Hate. Not Fit To Rule

NOTE: CPD Officers, Pulled Over A Stolen Car
On Wacker Drive. The Punk Kids Opened Fire
And CPD returned fire Injurin one of the shits
Throw them UNDER the Jail, this is Madeness
All the Cops involved in This should be lauded

Have A “Safe” Day!

The Most Punchable Face in Congress

& man ready to Get ya into The Time

(Busted!)

Share of your Nightmares Matt Gaetz

is Legally Fucked. FL Shock Jock Just

pleaded Guilty & Has ALL The Dirt on

Chode with Ears & Is Telling them All

And indictment ‘Likely’ Is Coming & it

couldn’t Happen to a Bigger Bucket O

shit. See statutory teen rape is a real

deal breaker in society. Ooooooooops

This Not Only ‘Ends Matt’, it also ends

(The Rape Twins!)

the ghouls who supported/loved him

in MTG, Jim Jordan, Etc. It Takes Em

all Down. And to that I say, GOOD it

is about time. Speakin of about time,

justice Stephen Breyer Thinks it Was

time to Retire At 83. Hell, If I’m still

working at 83, I Got bigger Problems

Biden will get his 1st SCOTUS pick &

All Immoral Hateful R’s Will Obstruct

BUT, ‘It’ Doesn’t Matter, Cause it Will

(Thumb War?)

pass With a Simple Majority Which is

All But Inevitable. So, ‘Suck It’ Mitch!

NOTE: Nothing Scum Racist Woman Charged With
Hate Crime For Spitting On Jewish Kids. Throw “It”
Under the jail & never look back. Kicked out of the
College & her life is over. Disgusting racist nothing

Have A “Safe” Day!

Atlanta Has now inpanelled a

special grand jury to examine

(Closer each day!)

Presidential Election Criminal

activity, oooooops. There will

be no ‘Indictments’ from this

This is To Collect Facts, Legal

Testimony For Quicker Actual

next Grand Jury. The Orange

Anus has Yet “Another” Legal

problem Coming soon and so

does Lindsay Graham. Ooops

(No, Asshole!)

While we have literal anti-vax

Irresponsible Assholes, Killing

themselves; Others Want just

to Harm Others. Let me set it

straight. It is not an ‘Opinion’

or “View”, it is just Ignorance

to Harm others. Nothing else

Neil Young Tells Spotify: “It is

either Me or Rogan, Can’t get

(Bravo!)

Both!”. Whooo Hooooooooo!

Use Your ‘Platform’ for good

NOTE: Lady Nazi Hellscape Laura Ingraham Ends
Up ‘Handing’ A Comedian A Lifetime Gift To Roast
her Forever. Never tell a Comic ya hit a big nerve

Have A “Safe” Day!

Censure, Loons & Larry David…

January 24th, 2022

Republican Barbie has been censured

by AZ Democrats for trying to Kill Off

(<-Fraud)

Democracy, one “Bad Idea” At a Time

Krysten Sinema’s ‘Finished’, And It Is

about Damn time. Her & Joe Manchin

can fuck all the way off. They want to

help Kill Democracy denying people a

right to vote. It’s Fascist & Disgusting

Speaking Of ‘Disgusting Fascist’s’, We

had a failed “Rally” over the weekend

of GQP’ers, fascist racists & Terrorists

(<-Terrorist idiots)

It Went Over like a Wet Fart in White

undies. A tiny Crowd of several 1,000

held An ‘Anti-Vaxx Rally’, Which Then

became Only A Few 100 by afternoon

All the Usual “Maga Morons” Spewing

lunacy fading Away to new heights of

irrelevance. As they Infect each other

It’s happening far Too Often In public

with criminal Fucks like This Fat Turd

Who ‘Found Out’. Larry David is Fresh

(Yup!)

outta fucks to give about these pricks

And all of Society Is As well. We Done

NOTE: McCarthy Denied by SCOTUS, Over Proxy
Voting he doesn’t like; their hate of democracy &
Pelosi Always fail. They’re all just hateful Fascists

Have A “Safe” Day!

What if I told Ya that all of the

Republican’s voted against the

(We Know)

Build Back Better Act for large

amounts of infrastructure cash

And Now, How Many Of Those

shits Who Voted against It Are

now going Back to their voters

taking a Victory lap? Well a lot

of them. This is Not Only Rank

hypocrisy; it shows deep down

The country Doesn’t Want/like

Their “Political Positions”. That

(<-BS Machine)

is Devastating. And old gampy

Joe is Dealing With Russia, as

they make More Overtures for

Invading Free Ukraine. It’s All

Noise. They Know If they do it

they Suffer the Worst with the

sanctions. Oh And Speakin’ of

“Suffering worse”, COVIDIOTS

are literally Dying to Own Libs

(Yup!)

Like Meatloaf, Hana Horak, &

many More Dying for Nothing

RIP: Comedian, & Lovable Funny Man Louie
Anderson Has Died at 68. A Treasure, & Joy
NOTE: Orange Asshole, And His Maga-Idiots
are in Deeper legal trouble with each passin’
Day. They tried to “Fake” Electors giving the
unearned Votes to Trump; it’s election fraud
It Was Always Projection With Them, Always

Have A “Safe” Weekend!

Ivanka Ooops & Voting Rights…

January 20th, 2022

As all the Rumps go down the

drain faster than A Turd down

(Yup!)

a toilet; Ivanka has drawn the

ire of The Jan 6th commission

now. They just Think This Is a

Big “Game”. They Tried to Kill

‘Democracy’. And, They’ll Pay

“Voting Rights Bill”, Was Sadly

(<-These Idiots!)

Sidetracked Last night By the

“Asshole Twins”. Manchin And

Fake Fascist Barbie, Have Cut

out over 5 Other Votes which

include SC Picks And budgets

This Issue Sides them Both in

History; With Segregationists

(Side they picked)

This isn’t Done By a long shot

And The “best” is yet to Come

NOTE: Mitch McConnell, Says Black Voters Aren’t
actually American voters. Get it yet?!?! Times up
Voting Right Must Pass Yesterday. And It just will

Have A “Safe” Day!

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