This guy’s a slice of work. A big slice…

No seriously, look at him. He “ate” the former governor

(“You’re next on the menu jerko!”)

He’s also nucking futs. On a local PBS call-in show, a caller named Gail asked this:

“You don’t send your children to public schools, you send them to private schools

why (do)you think it’s fair to be cutting school funding to public schools?”

(“Hi Gail, go fu#k yourself!”)

His response:

“Hey Gail, you know what, first off, it’s none of your business!”

Um, did you just tell a taxpayer, who gives you $ for your state to operate

And who uses a public school service you’re cutting & don’t use yourself

That it’s “none of her business”?

It’s unquestionably her business, along with all taxpayers on how you spend it

(It’s true)

Her point “You can cut education when it’s not YOUR kids who are effected”

Irony alert: He gets his $ to pay for private schooling from? The Taxpayers!

Buddy, your best export to date is the Jersey Shore. Not good

The last thing you should be doing is cutting education

Find older less useful programs to cut. Don’t cut the intelligence of your future

This creep is so out of touch with reality, he’s a walking slice of fiction

(Literally)

The ground begs to differ

Stick to you crazy expensive chopper rides in the sky nutzo

I Miss My Weiner

Honestly, I wish the Weiner circus was still in town

(It’s lovable)

Comedian + Politician named Weiner + Exposing his junk on-line to girls =

Match made in heaven

Without a Weiner, now what are we supposed to slap around?

Zing

Meh, it’s just one more dick out of Congress

Zong

You know Weiners, the harder they are, the bigger they fall

Zwap

Have a day!