The “junk” shot seen round the world…

(No face? No chance)

Turns out Anthony’s Weiner is now a Twitter favorite you can dance too

“I didn’t send any twitter picture”

BUT

“It…doesn’t look familiar…But I don’t want to say with certitude to you

Something that I don’t know to be the certain truth”

(Other wenis shots?)

Do you have a couple of unaccounted for trouser snake shots floating around?

“This seems like it was a prank to make fun of my name”

Hacking is pretty serious stuff. It can look like you got caught with your pants down

If Weiner gets his “hands” on the “dick” who did it, he’s gonna “choke” him hard

(Bring it suckers)

More to come, but feels like the work of Andrew Fartburp & his minions…

Christie Chopper Ending Even Better

The fucking dude not only took the chopper to his kids baseball game…

(What a super douche)

He LEFT early in the 5th inning of the game…

Delaying play for 5 minutes. Allowing kids to comment

“Hey, who’s the flying asshole holdin’ up our game?”

Rapture Dickhole Gladly Takes $

A woman who bought into the rapture bullshit left nearly her entire estate

$300,000 to the lying preachers, leaving some family members out in the cold

But it’s exactly what Jesus did after all

(Soooooo Christlike)

You remember the story where Jesus grifted the sweet old couple at the temple

And said, “Suck it douche bags!”?

Have a day!