Sorry, I’m already drunk…
(Nice!)
If you’re in Chicago & see the green river, screw with your friends
Say, “What are you talking about, the river isn’t green?”
Your friend’ll rub their eyes, and say, “Damn, after the stroke, and the mouth puking,
I’m still sloshed, cause I can’t see for shit”
(Not green)
What you call an Irish seven course meal?
A six pack and a potato
Zing, Zong, Zwap
Have a day!