Chocolate in fire…

(As opposed to the “fake” one?)

Oh, and it was goooooooooooooooooooood…

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When he wallowed “Get off my phone” I think he hit an octave that shattered his producers glasses. Dogs from three blocks away came running towards his studio. He might of even shart himself or at least had a turtle head turd crowning…

(Poor Glenny)

The woman came in hot, she rambled, and didn’t seem to have her facts clear, but she did ask a legit question. Glenn, how do we fix our broken health care system?

He screamed at her, and hung up because he can’t answer the question…

It’s what kids do when they get frustrated at something…

(Poor monkey)

He’s not interested in elevating the debate or fixing it. He thinks it’s fine the way it is today. His view is “Bitching about it will discourage people from wanting it”. Nope Glenn, see, in life, you have to explain your solution. If somethings broken, you don’t get to sit there bitching about it and keeping it broken. It has to be fixed…

So what’s your solution Glenn. No solution?

Then kindly sit down, STFU, and let the grown ups talk…

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Here’s one for Pears Soap…

(The horror, the horror)

“Pears Soap- so good you won’t notice the baby’s gotten into a horrible accident!”

How about this one for a Postage Meter…

(Come on, just one quick strangle baby)

“Pitney-Bowes Postage Meter-with prices so low, murders always an option”

People drank way too much in the 50’s. This could explain a lot…

Have a day!