Finding out Kevin Jonas is now engaged must be like learning you have a new 103lb growth that takes your money, your pride, & your soul. It usually ends with you painting shit you never wanted too, doing dishes, or going to Loehmann’s on a Saturday during football season when your favorite team is playing…

(Queer eye for the singing guy)

Meh, not like I have an opinion one way or the other on marriage…

(True)

All I could really think when I heard it was, “Who’s the lucky guy?”…

He’s gayer than Gay Gayersons gay son Gaybe McGay…

This is what people call a “beard”. Kind of like this…

(A family of 5 are living it in)

Only for gay people covering up their gayness…

Meh, I COULDN’T care less(see what I did there?). If the kids happy, awesome. I still think he’s a gay robot sent to us from the Disney Corporation to touch our hearts, and teach us the true meaning of Christmas and product placement…

Scared Of Heights?

Then you won’t like this…

(Queasy, then puke!)

It’s the new Sears Tower “viewing box ledge”…

I just hope they have “clean up” people for those like me who are terrified of heights. After we piss ourselves, you’ll want to be cleaning it up…

Have a day!