That Log Cabins are allergic to matches?!? Yes, it

is science fact. Look it up. No seriously, I will wait

(Indoor heat)

Still waiting. Still waiting. Still waiting oh bullshit

you only “Pretended” to look it up on your Smart

Phone but were looking up margarita Taco Friday

deals. Whatever, we both know it’s true. Speaking

of true, did you know that Hair salons take all the

used hair, and hand craft amazing beards for their

husbands to wear at fancy keg parties, science fact

Monday: Two Ferguson Cops Shot At 12am Protest
And Democrat Bob Menendez Is Now Busted, Good

Have a weekend!