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Measles Dumbfuckery…

February 4th, 2015

Measles are back, & much better than ever

So why are Measles which we cured, back?

(Derp!)

It seems some people are looking at all our

“vaccinations” & deciding not to have their

kids get them. By “people” I mean a “Knee

Jerk Morons Reeking Havoc On All Society”

This isn’t a fucking debate. This is clear cut

SCIENCE. There is one simple way to clean

up all these utter wackos. When their kid is

having chest pains just put leeches on them

(You’re crazy!!!)

And then, when the parent says, “Hey what

the hell are you doing? That’s not helping at

all. In fact, you are hurting him making him

suffer for no reason”. I’d say “I agree so why

the ever lovin’ fuck didn’t you vaccinate your

kid allowing him to get the Measles then?!?!”

We’ve regressed as a society so badly pretty

soon idiots will be debating if “gravity” exists

It’s not your right was a parent to place your

(“I’m an idiot!”)

kid in “moral danger” just because you are an

idiot. If it were peoples legal right then DCFS

wouldn’t exist stopping shitty moron parents

Anyone “debatin'” the “freedom” to endanger

other citizens should be slapped in the face &

placed in the corner with a bigass DUNCE hat

Have a day!

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