The majesty of “Underwater Farts” has baffled and

amazed man for ‘centuries’. Even from the days of

(Nice)

the Roman Empire, to the dark ages, and even the

wild west. All knew the glory of an underwater fart

Ever enjoyed the delight of a renaissance aqua poof

in a powdered wig?!?! They were all enjoyed. That,

is why I hope you pick up my new book “Ass Blasts

Through The Ages”. Yes, I really wish it was a book

Note-Bears might win since no one thinks they will

Have a weekend!