When I order on-line, and it comes to the “shipping” part on

my checkout, I’m pissed they don’t offer the “Carrier Pigeon”

(Lookin’ gooooood)

option. Maybe a bird dressed in a fancy leather “pilot outfit”

Or a cool one wearing a little helmet with flames on the side

(Avoid the propeller)

The only problem is….when there is a “Mix-Up” in shipping

Something squawking at you, shitting on your head & then

flying away isn’t exactly the “customer service” we wanted

RIP-To the perished souls & family on flight 17. Much love

Monday: NBC Punishes Reporter For Actual Journalism

Have a weekend!