Are you bound up?!?! Can’t poop?! Blue eyes now brown?!

Well fret no more. I have an instant laxative recipe for you:

(Don’t fart)

half a bottle of scotch, White Castle sliders & Steven Seagal

movies. You will be on the toilet within minutes, & shitting

like a bloated cokedup donkey. Good times, goooood times

Playing Watch Dogs all weekend, & watching Hawks game

Now go have a weekend!