What kind of home grown hair turtle neck have you got?!?!

It it the kind that makes others stop to say, “My, that’s one

(and chew steel)

dandy vagina scrubber you got right there”. Or do they say,

“You’re getting into Joaquin Phoenix lazy Creepy-Ville land”

Which ever you have, wear your neck sweater with pride, &

always make sure to hide treats in it like candy bars, or the

mini-liquor bottles for a quick cool toast on the go. Beards

are what tell you if she loves you, or tolerates you so quick!

On Monday: The Bitter Vitter sinks to the shitter

Have a weekend!