As a comic, know your audience. In Texas, I was doing strong
social & political stuff. The audience looked lost. Shifted to the
dick, pussy, & belt buckle jokes; BAM! They ate it up like a fat
(Word, it’s yummy!)
kid in a Micky D’s drive thru. Seems, Paul Ryan doesn’t really
know this fact yet. He was at an AARP event, when he decided
to say he would repeal “Obamacare”. Oh they booed him badly
It could not happen to a bigger turd. See, when you tell people
who worked very hard in their lives, that they can now go suck
off; they sort of get mad at you. Know you’re audience. If they
(Don’t like you)
were a bunch of $ young Republican’s aged 20-25, they’d cheer
They weren’t. I honestly can not even believe this presidential
race is even close. Either we have a lot of really REALLY stupid
people who aren’t paying attention, or racists are more around
today than I previously thought. Either way, Ann Romney has
a message to other Republican’s who are critical of her hubby
“Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring”. Ahh
(“Shut up!”)
yes, republican Peggy Noonan, called your husbands campaign
“incompetent”, but she was being polite. What she meant was
it is a “rolling calamity”. If you don’t have a brass ware for the
field of politics, go back to training your show horse. That is a
thing you can control as you see fit. You can’t just “sneer” your
way out of saying horrible stupid shit lady. Life does not work
(Ann’s “reality”)
that way. Maybe in your bullshit world, but not on this planet
The Emmy’s were loud, proud, & naturally the Daily Show won
It’s like seeing previews before a movie. We all know it’s coming
Modern Family is honestly one of the best shows on TV IMHO
In my “not so humble opinion” it’s the best show on the planet
I wish Louie CK would’ve flew away with a jetpack. Is that really
(Jetpack bitches!)
too much to ask? *someone nods their head “yes”* Ohhh, sorry
Oh remember, half of you can all go fuck yourself. Thanks Mitt
Mitt has the wallet of Thurston Howell, but he acts like Gilligan
Have a day!