47% Of The USA Can Eat Shit

September 18th, 2012

These debates are going to be fun. Sort of like watching a fat guy

get hit in the stomach with a cannonball in slow motion *grabs a

filled popcorn container looking excited popping a few in mouth*

(Munch munch)

Then Mitt ended the entire campaign season faster than a drunk

pilot in a nosedive. Earlier at a fundraiser this year Mitt said this:

“There are 47% of the people who will vote for the president no
matter what. All right, there are 47% who are with him(Obama)
who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are
victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care
for them, who believe they entitled to healthcare, to food, to…..
housing, to you name it. That that’s an entitlement…….And the
government should give it to them. And they will vote for this
president no matter what. And I mean the president starts off
with 48, 49…he starts off with a huge number. These are people
who pay no income tax. 47% of American’s pay no income tax.
So our message of low taxes doesn’t connect. So he will be out
there talking about tax cuts for the rich. I mean that’s what they
sell every four years. And so my job is not to worry about those
people. I will never convince them they should take personal
responsibility & care for their lives. What I’ve to do is convince
5-10% in the center that are independents, that are thoughtful,
that look at voting one way or the other depending upon in
some cases emotion, whether they like the guy or not………….”

Odd, I didn’t even know Gorden Gekko was running for office

He could also be Thurston Howell the III from Gillian’s Island

(Stay on the island)

“My job is not worry about those people”, “I’ll never convince
them (to) take personal responsibility & care for their lives”

*John holds his hand over the side of his mouth & whispers*

Those voters can hear you, they’re standing in the country now

Yes, the 47% are the elderly & the working poor. Oh, & they do

pay payroll tax, sales tax, gas tax, sin tax, mortgage tax, & tons

of other regular taxes. They even pay a HIGHER RATE than you

And most of them work their asses off everyday. FUCKSTICK!!!

(we know)

His response? “It’s not elegantly stated”, then finished saying:

“It’s a message which I am going to carry and continue to carry”

This guy’s the best post child for the entire top Republican base

Oh, do you mind showing us your FUCKING TAX RETURNS?

Now the far right’ll counter “Obama’s “bibles & guns”comment”

They don’t remotely compare. Not remotely. Not on any planet

(Fucked that up)

I do believe Obama was condescending, & stupid. He also paid

a costly political price of losing Pennsylvania big. But his larger

point was “Hey, I need to reach out to all people”. Mitt’s point is

“Oh screw them, I wrote off all those lazy pricks”. VERY different

It’s not just that he’s factually wrong about it. Most of those 47%

are in red states & ignorantly vote Republican. And it’s not how

(Yippity doo!)

he said it. It’s that he really believes it, & doesn’t care about them

The fact that Bay Buchanan, sister to Pat is anywhere near this is

one big bad old mess. Read “Confessions Of  A Political Hitman”

by Stephen Marks. She runs a political media manipulation arm

This election might be over cause he just insulted half of America

Rick Santorum “Explains It All”

See, I don’t know if you know this or not, but when you call a large

room full of dumb people dumb. They will still applaud. Really, why?

(Vote dumb)

Oh, that’s easy, because they’re fucking dumb. Rick had this to say

“We will never have the media on our side, ever in this country. We
will never have the elite, smart people on our side. Because they
believe they should have the power to tell you what to do. So our
Colleges and University’s are never going to be on our side”

Rick Santorum: “We are not smart, & hold no facts, but we got god”

Audience: Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap

Nail, meet head. You sir, freaking hit a home run. But, it’s the magic

of insulting people badly, then getting them to be glad about it. You

(Are you?)

aren’t a politician. You’re a fucking genius. Maybe everyone should

hire this guy to insult their boss, in-laws, or friends for around $50

Holy shit this is just so awesome, it is honestly comedy gold baby

Have a day!

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