Ex-Girlfriend Calls 65,000 Times

September 12th, 2011

A Dutch woman called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times

Which means at least 20% of the calls were made on the toilet

(Oh no)

My guess is her job was as a telemarketer

The worst part, the guy denied ever having a relationship with her

Ouch, that’s not good at all. It’s a case of “Look Who’s Stalking part II”

(Double face palm)

What I wonder about was what if on call 64,599, he finally picked up

Saying, “I was gonna let our relationship just end & give up on you…

But something tells me you might be worth another shot.

Let’s just say after 64,599 calls, I got a good feeling about this”

Wait, Didn’t We Just HAVE A Republican Debate?

We did. It was literally just last Wednesday…

But they figured it was sooooooooo good, let’s do another one!

The media is trying to drive this as a Romney vs. Perry thrill fight

(I slept with his wife!)

Now, if they were in a steel cage match with the crowd yelling

“Two men enter, one man leaves!”


That’d actually be sorta fun. This is just awkwardly silly stupid

Why? Because this event is co-sponsored by the Tea Party Express

Which will be asking batshitinsane questions like:

“Why do we need stupid government & their dumb ol roads at all?

Can’t we all just agree to fly around using jetpacks?”

(And stay there)

Or maybe you’ll hear this lil’ gem:

“I think Social Security & Medicare are stupid, when you will end it?

I ask mostly because I’m currently using it & rely on it for life”

Have a day!

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