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When I order on-line, & it comes to the “shipping” part

I’m pissed they don’t offer a cool carrier Pigeon

(Looking gooooood)

Maybe one dressed in a fancy leather outfit

Wearing a helmet with flames on the side

(Avoid the propeller)

Just sayin’…

Master Debators Part Douche

Rick Perry is now called “The Ponz”

(Sit on it & spin)

Because he thinks all Social Security is a “ponzi” scheme

He also is proud to have executed 234 inmates

Which got a huge applause from the audience

(Who are these guys?)

Holy nipple batman, that is pretty batshitcrazy insaneo

Bachmann’s still nuttier than a Planets Peanut factory

When she said said “health care reform kills jobs”

Even though she’s been called on it before, several times

(Gacy still there?)

She’s like Crystal Pepsi. You ask, “What’s that?”. Exactly!

Romney sounded kinda like a normal guy

Until he tried to say Tea Party people are “rational”

Which means, Republicans clearly want

“Brass Knuckles Face Puncher” Perry. Careful what you wish for

Have a day!


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