Once they gave her a mirror…

(Wait, you’re “sorta lying”?)

Zing! Zong! Zwap!

Maybe the media will cover the story more? You think?

Over-coverage is like being over-stocked, or over-stuffed

(Hey goofy turd, you’re to blame too)

Way too much. Besides, the sick evil turd would be in jail

If the prosecution decided to put a fucking case together

Name one mother who wouldn’t report her own daughter missing

(Is she calling her lawyer?)

Lies about it, pretends it’s not happening, parties

Then they find the child body buried in the woods behind the house

And I’ll show you somebody guilty of seriously bad shit…

(Stop “googling” yourself?)

Meh, this story is like the trash. You take it out because it stinks

Then everyone will finally stop talking about it

Have a day!