Pet bird. Why, what did you think I was going to type?

It’s Columbus day, that means it’s all about parades ahoy! Celebrate the spirit of Christopher Columbus, so go discover another continent with people already inhabiting it, then claim it as your own while allowing them to still live there…

(He gave us Ho-Chunk Casino’s)

We sort of already have that with Iraq, but we’ll hand it back to you some day…we promise! Now it’s time for you to go discover America today. If you’re a Tea Party person, don’t walk too far or you’ll fall off since the world is flat…

Don’t know what Columbus Day has to do with sales…

Aside from the ones on his ship. Hoy oh!

Awesome Ses-a-me

“Sesame Street” decided to do a parody of the Old Spice guy ads…

With…Grover

(Smell Like a Monster)

And they could not be more smelling like a Monster man

You crazy ass monster manly man. Sadly, I still have more chest hair than him

Have a day!