No, it’s not when the Dirty Sanchez gets verbal

(I say “things”)

It’s where former CNN news douche Rick Sanchez calls Jon Stewart a “bigot”

Then rips on “Jew owners at CNN”

“He can’t relate to a guy like me,” Sanchez said.

“He can’t relate to somebody who grew up poor”

Right. He was swimming in $ with his single mom who was a teacher

(Ohhhhhh Rick)

Sanchez said the media is racist, not just from conservatives

But also “elite, establishment liberals”

I know. We expected such great things from Sanchez…

Wait, no we didn’t. I’m thinking of Anderson Cooper…

Sanchez later took back the term “bigot”

And called Stewart “prejudicial” and “uninformed”

(“I’m not calling you cunt Michelle”)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that’s totally different

“I didn’t call your mom a whore Kevin

I just said she performs sex on people in exchange for $”

Sanchez is a wet fart in a paper bag. This painting hangs over his bed

(Muthafucka!)

He has all the substance of angel food cake mixed with helium

Now, I just feel sort of bad for him. He’s a goofy moron…

And where do they go? You guessed it. FOX News

Have a day!