fantasy-football-t-shirt.jpg(No unicorns?)

-Because you can’t fuck points
-You can’t cuddle a “win”
-When’s the last QB break out game blown you?
-No one ever really “loses” in sex
-No one talks shit when you’re not doing well

fantasy-footabll-excuses.gif(How about “I suck”?)

Why Fantasy Football Is Better Than Sex

-You only have to do it once a week
-It never complains when you’re on the “unable to perform list”
-The only energy needed is “point & click”
-You don’t need candles & shitty 80’s music to do it
-All you have to do is watch, you’re not actually doing it

Things You Don’t See That Often

Exhibit A

f80fcefde945c5e4.jpg(Duck horse love)

They broke up a week later. Height problems

Have a day!

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