He’s going to “Booger Sugar Land” Miami

(Poor Cleveland bitch slapped again)

The thoughts on this entire event are “Big fucking deal?”

*Uses hands to make a large circle, then humps it, then mimes dealing cards*

ESPN, you looked like some skeezy pimp last night peddling NBA pussy

(Gives “whores” a bad name)

Which gives all the “hard working” skeezy pimps a bad name…

They lost me as a viewer, save for special events they’re not associated with

Lebron has the right to go get as much $ as he can, and go were ever he chooses…

But it’s “how” he did it that makes him look like a selfish ego ridden turd slap

(Not welcome in Ohio anymore)

This was a massive joke of epic proportion with no punch line

It’s like any Rob Schneider film. It’s like Carrot Top doing a set

American Airlines Arena just added a 3 mile addition to accommodate Lebron’s ego…

He’s no “King” at all. He’s the “Queen” of “Douchebag Drama”

Then again, what do you expect from the kid of mother who’d fuck a teammate?

(Miami fans)

Meh, it’s moot since the NBA stand for Nobody’s Buying Anything

World Cup soccer is more popular now

Have a day!