It’s 60 feet long, with vicious, tusk-like teeth some 36 centimeters (14 inches) long
(His name is Kevin)
Death Whale! Death Whale! DEATH WHALE!
And it was discovered at Wet-N-Wild water park eating little kids…
(Death Whale!)
Death Whale! Death Whale! DEATH WHALE!
It can also walk on land, fly, file proper I-9 taxes, and breath fire
Death Whale! Death Whale! DEATH WHALE!
(Whew, at least Death Whale isn’t close)
It wasn’t really discovered at a water park, and might not really exist
When an artist draws something scientists say, it must be true…
In that case, draw me sitting on a pile of $, hoes, and a car
Black Basketball Jesus
It’s not about Lebron James. It’s only about him…
(Don’t fu#k my mom!)
Here’s a tip to would be cities if you really want to land Lebron
Sign a contract promising no one on the team will fuck his mother
He’s gets to be mayor, have his own airport, and legally named Jesus…
Have a day!
August 30th, 2023 - 7:28 pm
… [Trackback]
[…] Info to that Topic: bolgernow.com/blog/2010/07/01/pre-historic-death-whale-at-wet-n-wild/ […]
April 16th, 2024 - 1:30 pm
… [Trackback]
[…] Read More to that Topic: bolgernow.com/blog/2010/07/01/pre-historic-death-whale-at-wet-n-wild/ […]