President Barrack Obama is “The most radical president in American history” who oversees a “secular, socialist machine”…who also happens to be black…

(“I held Gods balls in this hand”)

Really? Stop lifting your weak sauce material from Glenn Beck taint face…

Get your own! Maybe you don’t have any. Ok, how about “Obama will take cute kittens then throw them in a huge meat grinder”? You could also try, “Obama steals the souls of small weak deaf and blind children, then takes their piggy bank $ “

(It’s Douche Gingrich)

His name is Newt for shitsakes. A slimy, lizard who crawls on his belly and regenerates limbs. Did you expect more? Trying to “kick start” his political career at this stage is like watching Areosmith preen around like it’s still the 70’s

(“Ladies, I’m in room 69”)

It’s getting awkward to watch for the rest of us

Like seeing an old man drying his shriveled nut sack

With a towel in a Bally’s locker room…while smiling at you…

Have a day!