Unemployed people collecting benefits are stupid lazy people… (Dig my groove “lazy people”) Tom Delay: “You know, there’s an argument to be made that these extensions, the unemployment benefits keeps people from going and finding jobs. In fact there are some studies that have been done that show people stay on unemployment compensation and they […]

names themselves “The Situation”? (He’s “greater than” signs!) Were “Creepy Italian American Stereotype” & “Captain Taint Face” already taken? Jersey Shore, more like Jerky Bores? (Wee, the talentless whore parade!) No? Nothing? Then you wouldn’t have liked Jerky Snore, or Jerky Whores either… We all wait with baited breath for his DUI/Sex Tape/illigetimate kid event […]

Ruh rho Raggy! A leaked RNC document mocks it’s donors then shows a detailed plan to regain power by using scare tactics and fear against Obama. It asks “What can you sell when you do not have the White House, the House, or the Senate…?” (Nifty!) The answer: “Save the country from trending toward Socialism!” […]

Palin stated with conviction, “I think the mainstream media is quite broken, and I think there needs to be the fairness, the balance in there, that’s why I joined FOX” (What that a joke?) Oh, you mean when basic facts & reality don’t meet your insanely wrapped incorrect ignorant world view about “real Americans”, they […]

They’re way faster, furry, make loud growling noises, pounce on shit, look super cool running in slow motion, bad ass paws, and tackle other animals with their mouth… (Lunch!) Whales spend like 80% of the time under water, which makes em super douchey… How are we supposed to like them, if we can’t even fucking […]

The GOP paid big $ for hip-hop auto-tune Sarah Palin talking points… (Hip hoppityriffic!) Check this out… Wow, that’s whiter than liquid paper… It’s nice to see Kevin Federline finally got a job…after eating a family of 5… (Zing!) Look GOP, come on over here. Let’s chat… *Hunches over taking index finger motioning to “come […]

Ever heard about someone holding up Unemployment benefits just because they could? Well you don’t know nuthing about the magical insanity of R-Jim Bunning (It’s the “Live Short & Die” sign) When asked by other Democratic senators why he was holding up the bill knowing benefits would lapse forcing lost benefits & the red tape […]