They’re way faster, furry, make loud growling noises, pounce on shit, look super cool running in slow motion, bad ass paws, and tackle other animals with their mouth…

(Lunch!)

Whales spend like 80% of the time under water, which makes em super douchey…

How are we supposed to like them, if we can’t even fucking see them?

(Underwater jerk)

I think a cheetah could totally take a whale if it learned how to swim and was like about 40 times bigger. Wish there was a “giganto ray gun” somewhere to do that

(Wrong kind)

Now if we’re talking which would I rather see eat an old man, a whale for sure…

It’s faster, one big gulp. Cheetahs would take to long…

Have a day!