It’s simple, it’s honest, it’s perfect…
(It’s Captain Stupid!)
Doesn’t take anything to make, because everything is already in your house…
Other suggestions: Captain Drunk, Captain Jerk, Captain Bad Date, Captain Morgan, Captain Without Tennille, Captain Crunch, Captain Dork, Captain Keg, Captain Fart…
Happy Halloweenis!
(There’s a crack in my pumpkin)
Have a day! A spooky, scary, creepy day!