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Did You See Saw VI?

October 26th, 2009

I like weird sayings like that…

funny-cat-hostage-sign.jpg(Or this)

Kind of like “I can see what you’re saying”, or “Speak up, I cunt here you”…

The last one can only be used on evil ex’es…who aren’t holding a knife or gun…

They have Saw VI out now. I was talking with some friends this weekend, and we decided that the Saw franchise it’s like the Friday The 13th series, but different…

saw-vi.jpg(Now 6 X’s as likely to make a 7th)

Kids are so desensitized, they demand a psychological thriller with a plot. In my day, all we needed was a hatchet in the face, arrow in the crotch, or make it in 3-D…

Remember those old cardboard 3-D glasses would slowly cut though your fucking ear during the movie? By the end I couldn’t hear. They were laying on the floor in a pool of blood. That’s why the movies were good. No one could hear the shitty endings…

3-d-glasses.jpg(Stupid paper cut glasses)

Now when people ask, “Did you see Saw?”, I reply, “No, but I did see a blind catholic jerkin’ it at an Applebee’s yelling, ‘What’s the worst that can happen?

Picked Out My Halloween Costume

Finally. I’m going as “Unemployed”. I’m just afraid everyone else is going to be wearing my costume. I kid, I joke, I’m pulling your leg. Here’s my costume…

big-gay-guy-in-a-blue-valure-bunny-suit.jpg(Classy Dr. Douchebag!)

Now it’s just a matter of getting used to being called “Liberace’s Bitch Bunny”, or “The Queerest Thing In The Entire Universe” for an entire night…

Have a day!

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