Balloon Boy’s mom confirmed it’s a “hoax”. I’m shocked…shocked I tells ya…

(Heene’ll be on Court TV soon)

Like when I found out my girlfriend was cheating with her personal trainer after saying they were “just friends”, or when that stranger asked to borrow my car and never came back, or the time when that rapist raping me said he “wasn’t actually raping me”, but that he was “looking for his car keys and I was helping him”

The mom said that she and Richard devised this hoax two weeks earlier and that they had instructed their three children to lie to authorities as well as the media…

We have a file photo of Richard and his wife…

(Liar liar pants on fire)

The good news…

If I ever open up a Douchebag Store, I can sell the Heene’s for big $…

Have a day!