It’s Columbus day, parades ahoy! If you want to celebrate the spirit of Christopher Columbus, go discover another continent with people already inhabiting it, then claim it as your own by force while allowing them to still live there…

(He gave us Ho-Chunk Casino’s)

Already have that with Iraq. But we’ll hand it back to you…we promise! Go discover America today, just don’t walk too far or you’ll fall off since the world is flat…

Don’t know what Columbus Day has to do with sales…

Aside from the ones on his ship. Hoy oh!

Throw Backs Or Throw Ups?

(Nice socks Fruity McFruitcake)

The Denver Bronco’s showed up yesterday in the shittiest looking uniforms since the Umpa Lumpa’s in the original Charlie And The Chocolate Factory

(White instead of Yellow)

I’ve seen fresh kitten puke on the kitchen floor that looked better…

We All Die In 2012

Because the Mayan calendar supposedly “runs out” on Dec. 21, 2012…

Plus Hollywood is putting out a film about it called 2012(how original)

(Heavy special effects? Really?)

Meh, if the GOP runs Palin, and she wins…it will be the end of the world…

And I feel fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

Have a day!