Look, I like your Salty Lakes. I also like your gambling…

(Great film)

*John lights a cigarette, then picks up a glass of scotch*

But you fucking people need to lighten up. Seriously. You can’t swear, drink, smoke, or remotely do anything fun. Shit sakes, nuns have more fun than you guys…

I get that you no likea “the gays” to boot. Neat.

(Joesph Smith being full of shit)

Well, a southern Utah newspaper decided to take things father. They rejected a gay California couple’s wedding announcement. The Spectrum initially accepted a paid wedding announcement for Tyler Barrick and Spencer Jones last week, but then changed course when Jones couldn’t show a photo next to the announcement…

The southern Utah newspaper rejecting a gay couple’s paid wedding announcement…

Is like a broke guy turning down $50 cause he won’t take it from a black guy…

(Joe, you got some splain’ to do)

I like how the newspaper thinks “Hey, if we don’t put it in the paper, then people won’t think gays exist or ever get married”. According to that theory, I guess ice cream doesn’t exist if you never see it, touch it, or eat it…

Listen Mormon’s, we had to put up with Donnie and Marie Osmond for 30 some odd years, shouldn’t normal people have some “store credit” here or something?

Air And Water show this weekend in Chicago! They should rename it, “Holy Shit It’s Hot And Really Crowded. I Hope The Traffic Isn’t Shitty On The Way Home”…

It’s harder to get on a sign since they pay by the letter…

Have a day!