John McCain decided to give Obama the universal you’ve “done well” sign…

(Beats a “kick in the ass”)

It sure beats the universal you “didn’t do well” sign…

(Sit & spin!)

Look, I’m glad McCain thinks he did a good job and all, but I really don’t care what old man river thinks. That’s why enough people didn’t vote for him…

It actually worries me when he says that. It’s almost like “shit, he’s not shoving policy down our throats as much as I thought he would, so I like him”…

Grow some Barrack…

(Truck Nutz)

This guy should be pissed off at you. That way I know something good’s happening. In boxing, if my opponent says, “Yeah, he’s done well”, I clearly didn’t punch him hard enough. You want him to say, “Dude’s a fucking animal, step out of his way”…

Lucrative stimulus Jobs

Here’s some good suggestions…

(I can’t read)

-Sit Around And Do Nothing-This one is hard to get. Everyone wants it
-Point Your Finger & Scoff At “Non-Green People”-Look down your nose at others
-Build Things That Don’t Need To Be Built-Build two signs saying the same thing
-Computer Plugger Inner-Work on your hands & knees, but look up skirts
-Stripper $ Collector-Collect $ for strippers on the dance floor like a tennis ball boy

Have a day!