(Liddy shows where tax payer get screwed)

You promised brokers a bonus. Because of the financial decisions of these “executive brokers” you suffered the greatest loss your company as ever had and need government assistance just to keep your doors open. In fact, we now own 80% of your company because you royally suck at making financial decisions.

Do you still honor these bonus at the expense of your own clients who’s 401(k)’s you trashed? You bet! That’s like taking Sam Bowie over Michael Jordan, or Ryan Leaf over Payton Manning…

(How’d that work out?)

Why? Because you’re so scared this “top talent” will leave…

To quote Step Brothers…

This decision is, “On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks”…

(“Do the Dew” douche hat)

Was their thinking, “Hey, I got an idea. We can’t let these amazing business gems get away, so let’s give them a bonus quick before some other business who wants to be driven into the ground snaps them up!”

Also seen standing in line at AIG for a bonus were Donald Trump, Miss Cleo, Billy Mays, Kevin Trudeau, and the Sham Wow guy…

What’s the difference between a bank robber and an AIG executive?

A mask, a gun, and way nicer getaway car…

Catfight!

Pull up a chair. Nothing says loving like a good ol’ fashioned cat fight. The claws, hair pulling, torn dresses, smeared lipstick…and that’s just when there’s a sale at Macy’s…

(Leopard print always wins)

The kerfuffle(love that word) began between Meghan McCain(John McCain’s daughter) and Ann Coulter. McCain fired the first shot with a story on her blog calling her a “disaster” for the Republican Party…

Ingraham shot back on Coulter’s behalf, calling McCain a “plus sized model”, so then McCain told Ingraham to kiss her “fat a–” on The View…

(Is it a pop up book?)

What did Ingraham say next? She called Meghan a “Useful idiot” and “flavor of the month in left-wing media land because you are a Republican bashing the GOP”….

What comes next you ask? Thunderdome…

(Two cats enter, one cat leave!)

Meghan would snap Laura like a twig, eat her, then clean her teeth with her femur…

Have a day!