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Slumdog Bullionaire…

February 25th, 2009

Bobby Jindel is the guy who took a dump on our living room coffee table, kicked our dog, & corn holed gammy at Thanksgiving dinner in front of everyone. When he was done, he decided to uploaded the footage on YouTube…

jindal.JPG(Yay, more lies!)

After President Obama’s speech last night, the GOP sent out Bobby for a response. Remember, he’s a Republican rubber stamp(January 1st, 2005 to January 14th 2008) voting with Bush 97% of the time & led the Louisana delegation in earmarks(4th out of 435 overall). He even invoked Hurricane Katrina by saying “Today, some are promising the government will rescue us from the economic storm raging around us, but for those of us who lived through Hurricane Katrina, we have our doubts”…

Really? The best way to explain “limited government” is by citing the largest failed rescue and evacuation effort in US government history, that was horribly mismanaged by you and your party? No, really? Holy shit buddy, if you think people will believe that bs, you’re higher than the cast of Pineapple Express

He even went on begging us to give him a 2nd chance by saying, “Tonight, on behalf of our leaders in Congress and my fellow Republican governors, I say: Our party is determined to regain your trust”. Dude, back away, the body is still warm. You’re a shitty used car salesmen who helped screw us for the last eight years, rob us blind while laughing, and now you want us to buy another car from you? Fuck off…

He sounded like Forest Gump…or middle-eastern young Nixon…

bobby-jindal.jpg(I am not a schnook)

The GOP are acting like some sleazy Hollywood producer by “casting” people to say these really unpopular ideas we tried for 8 years that ruined us as if it’s not the horrible ideas we dislike, but the person saying them…

I could just see some big, fat, white, cigar chomping racist sitting behind a desk with his feet up and fingers interlocked at the back of his head saying, “So now they like the Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood stuff huh. Send in Jindal, he’s a dot head”…

slum-dog.jpg(If people like this guy, they’ll love Jindal)

Obama’s speech last night was like a pep rally. That’s kind of what we needed…

That and shit load of money…

Have a day!

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