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Ninja’s…

February 21st, 2009

“Exciting party guests”, or “silent killers”?

I vote exciting party guests!

gutiar-ninja.jpg(I hope he sings “We Built This City”)

Unless you find out they’re only there to kill people. Then it’s kind of bad. When people RSVP to a party, they’re not counting on being murdered by a stealthy death-dealer near the German potato salad…

Make sure not to let the kids stand too close during the Shuriken throwing…

kid-near-throwing-star.jpg(The tree deserved it)

Nothing stops a party faster than a throwing star to the face…

If you do decide to invite a ninja, make sure he/she signs a “I am not here to kill anyone at this party” form. Also have them check the box that says, “And no, I’m not crossing my fingers”…

Oscars tomorrow…

Hopefully the red carpet is still red and not purple because it was cheaper to rent…

Have a day!

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