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Oscar Picks!

February 20th, 2009

Oscar weekend is upon us…

Now comes all the important questions like who will win best picture? Best actor? What will I wear while sitting on the couch; my sweats, or my American flag rhinestone Liberachi suit? They both look ever so awesome…

liberacei-perfect.jpg(He was gay? Nooooooooo…)

Here are my picks…

I used a super computer named Kevin for these results, so yours may vary…

Best Actor – Kevin James (Paul Blart, Mall Cop)
Best Actress –  Gabrielle Union (Eddie Murhpy’s Meet Dave)
Best Lighting – Push (Cause they push shit around with special effects and crap)

battle-field-earth.jpg(Greatest film eva! Watch it as a comedy)

Now, here’s some other films that will snag top honors for sure: Witless Protection(Larry the Cable Guy), The Hottie And The Nottie, The Day The Earth Stood Still, 10,000 B.C, College, The Boy In The Striped Pajamas, Disaster Movie, The Happening, Max Pain, The Spirit, Sex And The City, What Happens In Vegas, Meet The Spartans, Baghead, Friday The 13th, and Valkyrie…

But who will win best picture? Never in the academy’s rich history have they voted for a film that opened the exact weekend of the awards. They must think it’s really amazing. According to Kevin, it’s…

fired-up.jpg(Wow, subtle)

2008 was a shitty year for films! The good news is that others with the slightest bit of originality looked that much better. It’d be like a group of midgets standing in a line with one 7ft NBA player. They stand out…

Did I mention Kevin stands for Krazy Entertainment Varitey Including Nothing?

Now like G.I Joe you know…and knowing is half the battle…

Sorry for just one, but shooting all day today for project. Have a day!

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