What’s the ballsiest thing you’ve done? Cut in line? Shop lifted when drunk? Told your boss off at the X-mas party? (If you see a red dot, it isn’t a laser pointer) Well try this one on for size. Merrill Lynch & Co Chief Executive John Thain suggested to directors that he get a 2008 […]

And that’s just for publishing his book “If I Did It”… (Stealing your own stuff is really “borrowing from yourself”) Now he’ll have time to write some follow up books like “I Killed Her”, “I Totally Freaking Did It”, & “Yes I’m Guilty As Shit So Lock Me Up”… (In hindsight, a regrettable tattoo choice) […]

The court issued the order after Mattel won a landmark copyright-infringement case in August. Bratz designer Carter Bryant was found guilty of developing the Bratz brand while still working for Mattel… (Spot the virgin. Hint: There isn’t one) Oh no! Now what slutty sexual stripper role models will young girls look up too? All they […]

On Wednesday, the Republican congresswoman from Florida Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call from President-elect Barack Obama. She didn’t believe it was him, and hung up on him. Twice… (Anyone have a box I could stand on?) Smooth move… You hung up when you shouldn’t have, and Palin didn’t when she should have… (She didn’t think […]

Is… A) A New Car From Ford B) A Red Wine C) The Name Of A Porn Star D) The Current Senator From Georgia Good ol’ Saxby won the Georgia run-off vote over Democrat Jim Martin… (They photoshopped out two big bags with $’s) Puts an end to the idea of Democrats building a 60 […]

For Secretary Of State. She picks her nose… (Get in there) I heard she could have picked her nose, ear, or butt. Her finger made the right choice… Don’t know I feel about this yet. Wait, no, I do. I don’t like it… If she’s “change”, I’ll take cash instead… Notre Shame Stick a fork […]

Leave it to the Swiss to legalize heroin… (Purple? Is he a pusher or a pimp?) However they rejected legalized marijuana. Go figure… I guess they think it’s better to have people whacked out lying on cush couches paid for by the government and not eating, then people lying on them after eating a fist […]